printcat general store · family owned, unsupervised
the register
never closes
one cat, one lever and a till that will not stop ringing. nobody told him to slow down, so he has not.
contract
TILL_NOT_COUNTED_YET
copy
pull the lever
go on. see what happens.
0 bills printed
nobody has pulled the lever yet.
today's receipt
printed fresh, never once balanced.
PRINTCAT GENERAL STORE
register 1 · cashier: the cat
itemqty
fresh bill, still warm842
lever, worn smooth1
overtime shift, unpaid1
fire code violation1
coffee break taken0
days off this month0
questions asked by the cat0
items rung up845
thank you for your business.
no refunds. no exceptions. no eye contact.
no refunds. no exceptions. no eye contact.
the shop window
the glass has not been washed since the last shift change.
EVERYTHING MUST STAY
the pile behind the glass keeps growing. the cat has stopped explaining why.
take some home
the till, the ledger, the front desk. pick your line.
total due
ring it up
buy on pump.fun
the ledger
chart on dexscreener
front desk
follow on x
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